Learn to read the signs
Geoff had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that for years he called his wife, Anita, “Mother of Six,” in spite of her regular objections.
One evening, in their retirement years, they went to a party. It was late and Geoff was ready to go home and wanted to find out if Anita was ready to leave as well.
Geoff bellowed at the top of his voice, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”
Anita, greatly irritated by Geoff’s lack of discretion over so many years, yelled back at him, “Anytime you’re ready, Father of Four.”
A consultant at St Mary’s Hospital, Portsmouth, England said while passing through a frantic ENT clinic, he overheard this curious bit of conversation:
Surgeon (angrily): “’For goodness sake, nurse, get me my auriscope.
Mischievous nurse : “But doctor, I don’t even know your star sign.”
Question: What does Dumbo do after taking a photocopy?
Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!
It was the end of the school year and Joey’s mother asked: “And were the exam questions difficult?”
“They weren’t bad at all,” her son replied. “It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.”